Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Dream.....

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I'm thinking about, when Blaine comes home one day, to be in my sloppiest sweatpants, a stained sweatshirt, hair that looked like I'd been through a hurricane, no makeup, the house a complete mess, the cats meowing loudly for food, 3 cat puke areas (on carpet), the dishes dirty, the kitchen floor un-mopped and the living & dining room un-vacuumed, and his newspapers and Popular Science magazines lying around all over the place.

As his jaw dropped, I would say: "Thought I'd show you what I do all day by not doing it."

Priceless.

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2 comments:

Kali said...

Let me know how that works for you IRL (in real life). I've tempted, but somehow all I can see happening is them not noticing. Definitely demoralizing.

Bo... said...

I don't have hopes that it will work....