Ahem, ladies and gentlemen...
This is your Message Goat speaking. Today I thought it necessary to alert you to the fact that Bohemian is not feeling very well.
What amuses me is that after all of Bohemian's constant (and sanctimonious, if you ask me) naggings and blusterings to her patients and co-workers, whereby she frequently lectures them loud and long on "taking care of their health" and "making sure to go to their doctor regularly", Bohemian actually had to put her money where her mouth is (no pun intended, HEH!)...
........and go to the dentist.
And since I'm feeling bilious today, I am going to be an Evil Message Goat and spill the beans to tell you that no sooner had the dentist entered the examining room, where a bib-bedecked Bohemian sat nervously biting her fingernails (while completely ignoring the totally cool flat-screen television hanging over her examining chair)...
...but Bohemian suddenly burst into tears and started bawling her silly head off just like one of the idiot doggies in the pasture.
You know, I really hate to say this (and you didn't hear it from me) but that Bohemian can be such a total coward at times, sigh....
That is all from Your Message Goat today. Updates to follow...