tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post5661342824705397441..comments2023-10-31T09:51:46.455-05:00Comments on Exit 95 on The Yellowbrick Road...: President's Day (and Ladylike Behavior) In Podunk...Bo...http://www.blogger.com/profile/02136803397641401011noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-67629596437474417962007-03-01T10:36:00.000-06:002007-03-01T10:36:00.000-06:00One of my favorite bathroom signs read: "We aim to...One of my favorite bathroom signs read: "We aim to please. You aim, too, please."<BR/><BR/>As to the jerk in the store: you could have said "from what I hear, sir, NOTHING can help your erectile dysfuncion." But you didn't, which is to your credit.Sid Schwabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14182853083503404098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-87857453589367748112007-02-27T06:46:00.000-06:002007-02-27T06:46:00.000-06:00I need to draw breath... I've laughed too much ......I need to draw breath... I've laughed too much ... and yes, smart assedness is a word ;0)Cyndyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08741387250033230745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-90352520179037593162007-02-23T20:26:00.000-06:002007-02-23T20:26:00.000-06:00OMG, you kill me. Thanks for the laughs, and I hop...OMG, you kill me. Thanks for the laughs, and I hope that next week is better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-22127329354500088522007-02-22T22:19:00.000-06:002007-02-22T22:19:00.000-06:00The man was rude and probably thought how clever h...The man was rude and probably thought how clever he was! I would have told him it was his WIFE'S problem, not yours! As for the lawyer who is peeing on the seat - OMG - should we put a cheerio in the toilet for him to aim at?Knitting Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02476842971113308757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-38700718128014481212007-02-22T01:56:00.000-06:002007-02-22T01:56:00.000-06:00I do believe smart assedness is a word. I believe...I do believe smart assedness is a word. I believe this because I claim it as the one true talent the Good Lord above gave to me. Join the club baby - join. the. club.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02449209908197785539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-15829287325157680422007-02-21T23:01:00.000-06:002007-02-21T23:01:00.000-06:00Speakin' of snatchin' people bald - - - what did B...Speakin' of snatchin' people bald - - - what did Britney Spears ever do to you??<BR/><BR/>Sorry, could NOT resist! LOL!Warrior Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14596610324854626407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-36858581923355867892007-02-21T22:58:00.000-06:002007-02-21T22:58:00.000-06:00Where I used to work they wanted me to put a sign ...Where I used to work they wanted me to put a sign in the women's restroom re: the same thing . . . . wet seats so . . . <BR/><BR/>If you sprinkle<BR/>When you tinkle<BR/>please be nice<BR/>and dry it twice.<BR/>A dry seat<BR/>cannot be beat.<BR/><BR/>or something like thatWarrior Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14596610324854626407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-63688269749573460082007-02-21T11:55:00.000-06:002007-02-21T11:55:00.000-06:00It is the New Moon! Last week the moon was causing...It is the New Moon! Last week the moon was causing all the craziness!! I'm slowly recovering from it too and pray that it doesn't spill too bad into this week. What is with smartass men in stores? I would have snatched him bald too or would have glanced down at his area, looked him dead in the eye, chuckled and said "Oh really? Sounds like a personal problem for your doc deary." he he guess that's why I'm not a nurse... He he he :-)Zenknitter LesleyDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11124354721050109668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-50016488985144045232007-02-21T10:48:00.000-06:002007-02-21T10:48:00.000-06:00LOL BRN I know how you feel girl I feel like that ...LOL BRN I know how you feel girl I feel like that sometimes too. Evrybody wants a piece of you. You are the "decider"Not Bush, you you make the decisions that everyone will come back later and bit** to you about! Do ya'll not have a marketer who will go to all the Dr offices and hospitals etc ot drum up business? Might want to mention it to the owners. These people have business degrees and know how to market unlike a nurse who went to...wait for it... Nursing school!As for the old fart with the erectile dysfuntion I would have just stared him down! I like the part about fantasizing about snatching him bald. Ever since you came up with that expression I find myself imaging all the people who "poke me with a stick" as bald from me snatching them bald!poodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218496818838737975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-69547331283397092132007-02-21T09:56:00.000-06:002007-02-21T09:56:00.000-06:00I guess some days we are the dogs and most days th...I guess some days we are the dogs and most days the fire hydrant. I can't believe that they are trying to blame you for the men's bathroom problem.<BR/><BR/>Nothing like management.<BR/><BR/>I admire your sense of humor about your struggles.<BR/><BR/>Lisa H in KansasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-74474986224570776952007-02-21T07:00:00.000-06:002007-02-21T07:00:00.000-06:00Don't worry about the boor in the shop, you handle...Don't worry about the boor in the shop, you handled the situation with dignity, following the internalised advice of your female forbears. Your brain always kicks in with the witty retorts five minutes after the situation has resolved itself.<BR/>A polite notice for your toilet would be:<BR/>"We aim to please.<BR/>Will you aim too please!"Deacon Barryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00696080813845107311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-21842005496492166222007-02-20T23:54:00.000-06:002007-02-20T23:54:00.000-06:00who's sitting down on the seat?? sounds to me like...who's sitting down on the seat?? sounds to me like they're standing over it :D<BR/><BR/>ps. i liked the message goat and would love to have one, too! i don't think that would go over well at the ole condiment clinic.AzRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00364192305637307983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27782375.post-29358064149362574492007-02-20T21:29:00.000-06:002007-02-20T21:29:00.000-06:00Ah-h-h-h, if all life's problems could be solved a...Ah-h-h-h, if all life's problems could be solved as easily as putting a sign on the bathroom door!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the dreams of stray pee tonight ... I think ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com